you can't put a dollar figure on being a sell out.
being a woman of temporary leisure allows one to wander their home, waiting for the next load of laundry to dry. let's see what we've encountered.
does this lamp make me look fat?
that artwork: i made it. i'll make you one too. for $35
don't you give me that look.
see those big ass pillows? i made them, from a duvet cover. i'll make you some too, for $35.
jamie, pray tell, what's on your bed these days? you seem to change it ere so often.
it's a thomas o'brien duvet from ebizzle. and the ikat pillows we discussed. i'll help you find lovely bedding on ebay for... $35!
ah yes, the shelves in the kitchen. let's check on the orange section.
and the twilight section.
and the green/tiny chair region
you too could have color coordinated, meticulously accessorized shelves for an astoundingly reasonable price of $35 (an hour)
and finally, we have added a naked lindsay lohan to the framed clustereff in the study. let's memoralize the naked 18 year old body as my thighs creep closer together.
you're welcome to the new york magazine that still has several naked pics of lindsay in it, should you wish your husband to have a constant comparison located conveniently in his office. you guessed it! $35.
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I love your blog - so much fun each day!
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed at two things when I see those pics...she has so many freckles and HUGE tatas. :)
ReplyDeleteGRRRRRRREAT!!!!! love it all and people would be foolish to not take you up on your design skillz.
ReplyDeletealso, i thanked you proper on my blog for the rug hook-up.
I'll pay you $35 to do stuff around my house. Do you make curtains?
ReplyDeleteyou are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCan we get you a reality show?!Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOK, soooo...you need to make prints of that artwork of yours and sell 'em on Etsy. Because I want one! And so should the rest of the world.
ReplyDeleteeverything looks great!! lovin' the new spin on the bedroom!!
ReplyDeleteyou're funny! Thanks for making me laugh.
ReplyDeletewhere did you get your bed frame? it's my dream.
ReplyDeleteyou're so resourceful-- best of luck.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get the monogram pillow? How much does that answer cost me? : )
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ReplyDeleteThat's a wonderful idea and I'd LOVE to use your services with bookcases organizing. The question is... how we can do it if I'm in Bay Area? :) Also I have TONS of books, 4 and a half bookcases (not including 4x2 Expedit in my toddler's room). Let me know, please. mashka_usa@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!
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